a bloke was robbing a house when he herd jesus is watching you.
he got down on the floor waited a bit got back up and spotted the dvd player started unhooking it and he herd this jesus is watching you he looked around and in the far corner of the lounge room was a parrot and he went over and wispered to the parrot was that you and the parrot replied yeah it was me
the robber sighs and says whats your name? the parrot said moses. the robber said what type of people name their bird moses to which the parrot replied the type of people that name their rottweiler jesus

hahah nice