Well this is what happens if a whole heap of people post up 3 random words together and this is what comes out of it.
Enjoy and thanks to all who joined in.
One Sunny Day two years ago an exceptionally large sheep was born on an ottomn with a pack of cards on a chair with mayonnaise on it.
The sheep opened the door where the sunlight beamed through it till a strange face looked at the gleaming jam jar made up of toe nail clippings with shinny toads scent filling the room covered in the funk.
53 107, k575 and a mcdonalds cup and large fries with cookies all 2 eat by yesterday, they felt very very lonley soggy but strangely and confused from 2 comments from the odd people in the little hot dog van with mustard on it had left.
From the night after easter, QWERTY spelt wit keyboard was not a pirate hooker nor a rabid goat with lumps on camel humps can feel nice when provoked by telepathy.
Made by psychotic policeman wearing underpants made of floss in japan on 4th of july with a dog named Jingals because of diseases he had when he Pinocchio touched him on his private limosine's windows but stopped to play connect four under the psychotic policemans boots in sewage falling from heaven with pink laces using audio porn on his pc to round up sum more things to launch over in a jeep using flaming gas to eat a huge pile of off crap steamed in oyster sauce where i swam totally naked infront of a bees nest covered in hair nets falling on the pond of serenity upturned unveiling head lice the size of potbellied elephants with a delicate cadence.
All funky orange pants, get some Hammertime as they shake their arses at approximately 50Hz at which point spontaneously combusting which a black hole witch caused the eagle to fly than fall on a school for leftover lonely fish which john west stuck his fist up at the sky and said im going to eat this fish and be done before the mrs could c the phone bill that the damn mistress hadn't paid in 539 days witch spelled which wrong.
U get that over yonder hill with 2 levers controlling time and the weather when Sony invents a new way to do the chicken in sour dough with rabbit stuffing.
Meanwhile in a Town not far away from the Sphinx and the the lady with with a bird pecking a decaying aliens corpse while digesting an eyeball within an eclipse at the bowling which scored him a perfect 300 what happened next is what the whole world will well explode for just to get The biggest bang theory is crap said Colnel Sanders as he ate eleven herbs chicken out of a Big greazy box from Pizza Hut with mcdonald's chips stirred into tea with pasta laid in his beard that was shaved approximately 2 years with extra mao and bbq sauce by Ronald Mcdonald at the happy you came out of the worlds of Scientology's a*s and said that he won't come on his wife again after it dried in a old pool in Kyle's backyard.
A long long time ago when Tom was a spammer who spammed everywhere to keep a single post goin life was that instead of this which now involves 3 words and some bored people with no time on their hands but had dirt on their face and in there twilight saw a baby was born who was emo and had black "HE MUST DIE!!!" Tatooed on his forehead so someone wouldn't notice his lamely cut wrists and slaped he's he's a loser just like the devil would want him to burn very very badly shat on a thumb tack point which penetrated her behind with 3 large yelps they fornacated together forever and ever more till the cake came runing down the hill but didn't stop until the cream melted and squirted all over bo peep and her nipples which you could clearly see in through the so thoughtful man said take it all and i will so he did puke a vast pile of pineapple then had to look at Tom and eat it off the floor whilst watching Wildboyz and the rest never actually happened neither did this, full stop.
Tertadecohedral is a big elemental skill for geeks who don't have a life like Stitch is trying to be and is getting laid as I watch from above like a fly near the dump oh my god look at the pornstar as she starts the slow-mo pan back shot with lots of white wood glue and sugar ants gnawing at foundations of 9/11.
Bush was shaved away leaving an airstrip with a foot from which the tulips slowly rose to super saiyan Gohan and Trunks witch than formed a retarded sloth name Sid who bled from his really big head after sniffing farts that smelt like old ppls old socks in a lost place near Jasons place in the Southern Highlands where brother and son spilled jelly all over the trophy cabinet and the undie draw was very sticky and smelled awfull kinda like an elephant poo.
Then sick minded person pulled lots of backflips into it a tiny bucket filled with lots of baby batter sticking to their internal and external wounds and scars they also gave mouth to mouth to foot to nuts on a plain and simple sandwich with cheese toilet bowl on and that needed sweet chilli sauce a bloody massive amount of posts that makes the that just wont stop posting at the same time tell me about how rude ppl cant stop the music from moving thats coming from my butt as he tries to well as thick as a pole jammed in mud beside a sticky lagoon of slime that smells like a wet towel that's abit fishy coz its been so long without filthy lovin in my bedroom like we're playing Twister but really we tripped and fell in a pile of sexy babes that were wearing nothing at all except for a a pair of contact lenses making beer goggle vision seems utterly rediculous to the normal coz they had a new way to shave beards right off the face of beavers with the main instruction being to cut and cut and cut and omg that wasn't meant to happen cause the blood is flowing everywhere and just wouldn't stop at all someone called 000.
Quick hurry up but then they didnt know what a phone was or how to post like a man with gynormas things under there conjoined belly buttons which is so many ppl asked what the hell have they been into or what have they done to be so god dam ugly that the new person thought that must post too 3 words or nothing at all absolutly nothing at except the cat but then it smelled kinda fishy but not as fishy as this when Kim said that sticky smells like a dead salmon laid on this crazy thread.
A pile of streaming video evidence that leads to something very naughty and very disturbing to the point that i don't want anyone to know what I'm craving for a really really big pile of bananas and a gaint thing in my jeans side pocket.
OMG i just remembered that I had to pee and that I was shittin bricks awwww that hurt my a*se so sore that i am a hysterical tiny little dwarf that likes to run around everywhere totally naked screaming i love my Mummy and i love my ford because they are soo damn fine...
If they were human only if they were i'd so do sumthing i normally wouldn't do in a public behind a sheep nothing suss towards needing a kneecapping from a blind hooker on a old man with a croke hip the sun roof looked like it had a crack like a smileyface in it with can of whoopass on a recap with some beans and turtles on the roof of jack and jills ridiculously high voltage in there fingers with some jelly on a pile of pink marshmellows with rainbow spew coming from her inner belly button there was a gold opel made which drove like absolutly good in the wet patch oh yeaaa harder scream a fat you dirty, dirty girl as crabs decided 2 walk sideways into a strip club where Prime Minister Rudd jigged to the beat of utopia which sounded like old porno music but he couldn't but he couldnt remember what happened the last time 2 same post had the same simularatys as each of his mum who was with ol mate flingstone skipping rocks on on the water that glistened in the sun when a 3 eyed purple people eater drank from a SHI7Y Toyota Supra sump after it blew its head and piston chunks from water on a frog's back which turned into yellow gunk on Kyle's shoe that Cindy didn't like because she felt betrayed but then it croaked and sipped on Tequilla which came from Mexico! Where else?
TM's taxi squealed as it hit the brakes over Kyle's big toe as Arch Evil solo'd on guitar Stricken by Disturbed and melted faces where glued 2 his guitar which had trumpets inside to make it squeals like a Commy blowin up coz the NOS was connected to my wrist watch is connected 2 the red thing witch was connected some thing the CraZy TaXi towed as it dropped oil all over its customers as she screamed out not it my hand that would go through her other hand when she self combusted into thousands of meaty chunks so the dogs could stop Stitch posting but didn't work.
Tom wants xbox.
Well play xbox.
Might go now.
Yay for Tom.
Played my xbox then couldn't sleep.
May end this.
Forgot about this.
Really did you.
Nar im just over this thread it's kinda long finishes at 30 then it explodes.
A black hole killing all humans that respawned there but they decided that it wasn't enough so headed towards the big group of people standing in a trolley loaded with funky acid bottles and bowling balls with fun times 2 get 2.
A rope near a crematory on the infamous 9/11 ground 0 site where Peter farted creating a huge and funny sketch when all the smell came out of his gigantic tv screen onto a 747 jet which blinded the page 30 thread so the end is now here.
The END... Forever?
